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(Thu 24th Feb 2011, 13:53, More)

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» Dressing Up

Bad Taste
A few years ago a friend was having a fancy dress party with the theme "Bad Taste". Apparently there were to be no boundaries in regards to the level of sickness the costumes could reach so I opted for a Giant Zombie Maddie McCann. For some unfathomable reason I went home alone that night.

Zombie McCann

(Thu 25th Oct 2012, 15:44, More)

» B3ta Villain of the Year 2010

Michael MacIntyre
For being a chronically over exposed fuck knuckle with all the talent of a wet fart.
(Thu 23rd Dec 2010, 19:49, More)

» Iffy crushes

Katy Wix
I get a fair bit of abuse for admitting to this but I want to do very bad things to her.
(Tue 11th Oct 2011, 11:21, More)