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Crap sex
When we started out, she was pretty much up for anything that involved us being naked together. And not just for the first couple of months, but the first few years.

Now her idea of foreplay is to lie as still as possible in near pitch darkness while I do everything, then wonder out loud why I'm not hard while she's dripping. And attempting to broach the subject leads to arguments, as "asking makes her feel like a prostitute".

Apart from that, I'm genuinely happily married.
(Tue 9th Aug 2011, 14:25, More)