» Caught!

Not exactly 'caught'...
I've got a friend from my school days who I shall call Jim for the
purposes of this story. Jim was (and is) a bit of a lazy chap, able
to spend quite incredible periods of time in bed - long enough to test
most people's sanity.

One morning back when we were about 16, Jim was lying in bed, not
getting ready for school, when his dad took it upon himself
to give him a bit of encouragement to get up. Entering his bedroom he
walked over to Jim's bed and announced it was "Time to get up
lazybones", or something equally patronising, grabbing the end of
Jim's duvet and ripping it from the bed.

Somewhat inevitably for a male of his age, first thing in the morning,
Jim happened to be sporting a stonking erection, which was protruding proudly from his boxer shorts for all to see. After a brief but awkward pause, and not really having anything to say in response to this, his dad just turned around and, attempting to sound cheery, said "Erm, I'll see you downstairs."

Nothing more was ever said (and what would there even be to say?!), but we all had a good laugh at Jim's expense at school that morning.
(Tue 8th Jun 2010, 19:02, More)