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edit: woo! thanks for the FP
(Fri 23rd Apr 2004, 14:56, More)

what happens if you put a mirror behind a chameleon?


(Tue 8th Jul 2003, 14:23, More)

Protective Collars - The Hidden Dangers
No.1) Over-excited eating leading to Feline inversion. see Fig.1

(Wed 16th Apr 2003, 18:09, More)

how it happened

(Wed 26th Mar 2003, 12:08, More)

Take one laser pen, a webcam and a cat.
Strap the laser to the webcam and away you go.

click for 400k fun

More Here
(Thu 20th Mar 2003, 0:23, More)

following on from an earlier rant!

(Thu 27th Feb 2003, 12:14, More)

One webcam, A bright light, 15 mins of photoshop and....
A Nightmare Is Born!

(Sat 4th Jan 2003, 13:09, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Lie: "we're going to visit Granny"
Truth : Aged six, I noticed mum packing lots of things into giant traverling case.
"What are you doing?"
"Packing your case.... We're going to visit Granny"
"Oh! Goody! I like it at Grannies."

after 4 hours in the car I couldn't help think it was taking longer to get there than usual.

"How long now?"
"Not long."

within the hour I was watching my parents through my tears, as they left me at Lisvane Boarding School in North Yourkshire.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 13:54, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

what a perfect topic considering whats just happened to me
I'm in the men’s toilets at work, i go in to a cubical and do my thing, as i'm about to finish up I hear a women come in the toilets, she is talking on here mobile phone. she gets in the cubical next to me, i stay very quite, i can see her feet under the divide(open toed sandals with pink nail varnish) not quite sure who she was talking to on the phone, but as she's doing a big noise piss she's saying" yep, i can see it now, it's not like when I’m on my period, there seems to be more of it, and it mainly comes out when i pee, it doesn't sting, or smell or anything"

Nice, thanks for that love.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 15:15, More)

» Shit Stories

my friends baby son..
was just learning to walk, it was a hot summer day so he was waddling around in just his nappy. At some point he crapped him self, then, after a misplaced step, he fell backwards landing in the sitting position, the force of the landing caused a jet of shit to shoot out of the nappy up his back, and into the air, landing about his neck and shoulders
(Thu 6th May 2004, 14:03, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

While at the London film festival, we were sat waiting for Sophia Copola and Scarlett Johansson to introduce their film Lost In Translation. As the lights faded there was lots of loud chatting over my shoulder I swung round and said "SHhh!" half way through the Shhh I realised that the noise was Scarlett Johansson and Sophia Copola stood right next to me in the isle waiting for their cue to go up on stage. I shhed Scarlett Johansson!
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 9:32, More)

» Slang Survey

(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 16:50, More)
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