» Stupid Colleagues

this person is so stupid
and that makes me clever.

Times seven hundred or so posts.

For a week.

Oh how we laughed at the plebs...

And felt like smug smug cunts.
(Thu 3rd Mar 2011, 16:09, More)

» Prejudice

Lunch
I have an innate trust of people who return to my office carrying a sausage egg and bacon sarnie from the greasy cafe.

In contrast, people who come back with an avacado, spinach and goats cheese work of modern art on fuck-archa bread make me feel unusually uncomfortable.
(Wed 7th Apr 2010, 12:58, More)

» Prejudice

I didn't think I was prejudice at all
That was until I took up my seat on a jet taking me away on hoilday.

And the pilot introduced himself and started going on about the flight ahead over to Spain.

And I very nearly shat myself with fear. There was absolutely no way possible we were going to make it to Barcelona in on peice. We were all going to die. Horribly.

The pilot had a Brummie accent.

Turns out I'm prejudice against Brums. They can wash my car, serve me burgers - yes. But put fly an aeroplane?

Just hope I never need an operation and end up with a Brummie surgeon. I'd probably end up throwing myself out a window trying to escape.

Sorry, people of Birmingham - but you just don't sound too smart.
(Tue 6th Apr 2010, 16:29, More)

» Amazing displays of ignorance

When I told my mum I was out
I had to explain to her for a good twenty minutes that I wasn't 'outside', as in out in the open. I was actually a homosexual. Mothers!
(Thu 18th Mar 2010, 17:17, More)

» Doctors, Nurses, Dentists and Hospitals

Just like to say
I'm a nurse and work long hours and put up with lots. Too much work and not enough people to do it. Rude sometimes violent patients. Being covered in bodily fluids.

And most people automatically think I'm gay because Im a nurse. Which isnt bad at all actually because I am gay :-)
(Fri 12th Mar 2010, 11:35, More)