» Stupid Colleagues


My MD (I don't know how he got there) has asked/made the following questions/statements:

How many days are there in a year (shouted across the office)

How many 0's are there in a million (in a finance meeting)

I'm not going change this contract free willy (i believe willy nilly was his intent)

in response to a spreadsheet he asked me to make him:

'you've put 0.01 is that 1%? are you sure 1% isn't 0.1? also have you taken into account BODMAS in your equations?'

Finally he wrote 'chau' at the end of an e-mail written to me and some german colleagues. I asked him what this was he replied (spoken) ciao and that it was the only german he knew
(Fri 4th Mar 2011, 12:05, More)

» Real-life slapstick

Postman splat
I was sat in a pub for a quiet drink with a pal, vacantly staring out of the window. I thought nothing of the Royal Mail van parked across the street.
That is until without warning the backdoor burst open and the postman fell out backwards throwing letters in every conceivable direction landing in a (rather painful looking)heap on the road. The icing on the cake so to speak was definitely watching letters softly rain down on him, amazing.
(Thu 21st Jan 2010, 18:01, More)

» "You're doing it wrong"

Edamame
Where does it say you don't eat the pod?
(Thu 15th Jul 2010, 17:30, More)

» What was I thinking?

deodorant
I was 16 (it seems that many a genius fell foul of his own ingenuity at this tender age) and heading to the local nightclub Atlantis. While pocketing my fake ID I remember my buddy telling me that a sure fire way to be a hit with the ladies was spraying you man-parts with deodorant.

You probably don't need telling that Lynx Africa and testicles should be kept separate at all times. 100% eye-watering ball blazing pain.
(Tue 28th Sep 2010, 14:33, More)