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» Professions I Hate

Toilet Attendants
Fuck those guys, seriously, fuck them in the eye.

The sheer audacity of some dickhead in a burton shirt who expects me to tip him for watching me piss and guilt tripping me into washing my hands afterwards.

Especially that last bit! If i haven't pissed on my hand why shoulld i have to wash them? I don't expect a dettol mouthwash to be administered to someon who's just given a blowjob, though that would offend me less.

sorry, i digress

ALSO! If you are one of those people who utilises their wide array of afltershaves, hairgels and cunt-varnishers you should be a-fucking-shamed of yourselves as you're blatantly part of the problem and don't know how to enjoy yourselves when you're out.

...I realise this post may have turned into a semi-therapy session but toilet attendants will be first up against the wall, mark my words
(Thu 27th May 2010, 21:04, More)

» Bodge Jobs

Could your furniture be improved by hammers?
So i managed to break my bed a few months back, not even with some kind of epic sexy funtimes, but rather just from bouncing about on it like a complete tit - grown man indeed.
Anyway this thing is snapped in two places and it's bedtime soon, so some kind of quick-fix is in order and luckily i had a rock hammer nearby which propped it up and supported it just right.
"excellent" thought Waffle, "that'll do for now and i'll go bed shopping tomorrow". - Of course that never happened and all this time, which has included further bouncing around like a possessed twat and even bouts of raucous and lewd acts with other not only had the thing remained sturdy but creaks far less than it did before.
Pretty sure i beat the system there somehow :D
(Fri 11th Mar 2011, 20:11, More)