» Protest!

C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.
"Chameleonic Life Forms, No Thanks" t-shirts.

But only if the major and I mean major leaflet campaign, whist drive, a car boot sale, some street theatre and possibly even some benefit concerts don't work
(Tue 16th Nov 2010, 7:31, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

Ax
As in "Can I ax you.." "No one axed me..."

Closely followed by "like", "yeah" and "y'know"
(Thu 8th Apr 2010, 16:16, More)

» Breasts

Kinda like Cinderella's glass slipper...
I have bought a 40M cup bra.

Clicky - SFWish - AmpleBosom's Lingerie site

When I find the woman that fits that.... :D
(Tue 11th May 2010, 13:32, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

What could possibly be better?
Sometimes it's hard to choose between Bravissimo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A24P7AqLHr8&feature=related

or Simply Yours

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMLROtA7njI

In my day you had the Littlewoods catalogue and that was it. Not much in the way of sexy undies on TV...
(Mon 19th Apr 2010, 16:22, More)

» Famous people I hate

Oh how to choose
I would willingly stamp on the head of Piers Morgan and any one to have ever appeared on Big Brother whether as contestant, presenter, person in the crowd or some behind the scenes cunt whose name appears on the titles.

Simon Amstell (sp?) has a pair of steel toe caps reserved just for him.
Jordan I would torture for hours with a rusty knife
Gordon Ramsey would also suffer badly

Cheers
(Thu 4th Feb 2010, 14:05, More)