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» Amazing displays of ignorance

Watching a TV program and there was something about heart attacks
The mrs: "Would you like to die?"

Me: "No love, I wouldn't like to die."

The mrs: "I mean, would you like to die of a heart attack?"
(Sat 20th Mar 2010, 16:58, More)

» Protest!

Get a job you bum.
I quit a job because an 'assistant manager' kept hassling me about being clean shaven. My notice said 'I can't work with these people.' The boss said he understands, gave me 2weeks pay + my remaining holiday, and a glowing reference.
(Tue 16th Nov 2010, 18:15, More)

» Letters they'll never read

Dear Flatmate
The items in the dishwasher are dirty. They only look clean beacause I rinse them before hand.

You should really stop plucking things out & using them.

Its too late to mention something now. I have left it far too long.
(Wed 10th Mar 2010, 19:40, More)

» Bullshit and Bullshitters

Kid at school
was/still is a ninja. He carried that into high school too. Poor lad came from a twisted family.
(Thu 13th Jan 2011, 15:59, More)

» It's Not What It Looks Like!

Kissing people right after the countdown. Mates mum. Long peck. Twinkle in her eyes after. Turning round to see his face. Lost a friend, gained some BITTY.
(Mon 13th Dec 2010, 4:49, More)
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