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I work with Pixiedust he's an old school B3tan with a cat and everything. I have no idea why he posts under Pixiedust and as he is currently addicted to Glee I am too scared to ask. I however am a long time lurker that hates cats and as such will never truly fit in around here.

As seen on the telegraph and everything

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» Dad stories

Out in the pub one night with mates and my dad, I told what I believed to be a cracker of a joke. It bombed. My dad turned to me and my friends and issued the words that have stayed with me to this day.

"To think I wasted sperm on you"

He got the bellyaching laughs from all my mates that I wanted. Thanks Dad
(Sun 28th Nov 2010, 22:06, More)

» Flirting

It's the northern version of "How YOU doin'." Doesn't work as well does it?
(Fri 19th Feb 2010, 18:13, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

Id like to take a very large spade and smash the mouth OFF OF the damn face of Scott Mills and any other persistant users of this phrase.
(Thu 8th Apr 2010, 22:17, More)

» Flirting

Wood for the trees
Rewind 10 years or so, pre MrsMoriarty, on holiday in Gran Canaria. 4 girls in villa next door, on first night out I wander over to say hi. Flirt level on max. Charms work a treat and before I know it I have a girl I dont know sat on my knee and you know what happens next dont you.

Nothing. Im too stupid to notice my flirting charms have actually worked as she is sat on my knee for fucks sake. Before I know it im watching her cop off with my mate who is the travel rep and im left thinking WTF.
(Thu 18th Feb 2010, 22:23, More)