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"it’s very dear to me, the issue of gay marriage. Or, as I like to call it, ‘marriage’. You know, because I had lunch this afternoon, not gay lunch. I parked my car; I didn’t gay park it"

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» Amazing displays of ignorance

Hiking in the New Forest when i was a scout
John who was taking us on the hike had brought along his girlfriend
so when i wake up and go to the fire i smell burning rubber and say

me "Can you smell burning rubber? what would that be from?"
John "probably a bottle"
me "Cool im going to see if its melted"
John "Best if you dont do that"

took me awhile...
(Wed 24th Mar 2010, 20:43, More)

» Good Advice

When in doubt I always turn to this.
During an art lesson when I was in year eight one of the kids, Martin, divulged me this

My mom said if you dont know the words to a song, just hum it!

(Thu 20th May 2010, 14:53, More)

» Famous people I hate

Tony Blair
Not because of his politics. Merely because when I was nine he shook everybody’s hand around me but mine and walked off into number 10,I had a tantrum, I was given an ice cream by my mum to shut me up. But I never forgot .
(Thu 4th Feb 2010, 23:51, More)

» Bullshit and Bullshitters

When I was in year three I fancied this girl called Anna
We used to walk home together with our parents, one day I tried to impress Anna's mum by recaling the time that my dad had rescued everyone from a fire (even carrying the headteacher out of the burning rubble) that was in the school he teached at.

Needless to say I haddent fooled her, even by adding more factitious lies. Any time I see her now I rember the shame of telling such a porky!

Allthough it hasent stopped me from telling more, when will I learn.
Probably never.
(Fri 14th Jan 2011, 0:30, More)

» Easiest Job Ever

Worked in the US at a summer camp
That itself was a doddle, but I was then offerd to help pack away camp as it was not needed untill next summer.

I get to wake up at 10 amble to breatfast told to move some bags of lost and found to the main office and then go back to sleep. there were four of us doing this and we each had our own golf cart, of wich two were flipped due to stupidity. The highlight was finding the archery equipment and then driving around on the golf carts shooting the targets which we had scatterd around the camp.

Well worth the extra 250 quid, will be doing it next year aswell.
(Tue 14th Sep 2010, 4:25, More)
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