» Annoying words and phrases


Imagine you had Hitler following you around all day. Imagine he had a megaphone. Imagine he spat catchy soundbites from his warped ideology into your ear at regular intervals, even when you were trying to sleep. But his favourite target isn't jews/homosexuals/blacks/gypsies anymore. Its you. Hitler has come back from the dead to remind you of every stupid or embarassing thing you've ever said thought or done, like the time you said hi to that guy outside Dixons who was just trying to talk to the girl behind you, or when you tripped and fell flat on your face in south mimms service station carpark in front of hundreds of people on the busiest day of the year and broke your glasses. He knows you fancied ben peterson in year three and got so pathetically attached you still made a beautifully clumsy christmas card to post through his front door a year after he'd moved schools.

He knows all this and worse besides, he knows how useless and pathetic you are and he knows it all unquestionably, because when did a dictator ever need proof?

And because Hitler's all efficient like, he likes to boil down all these horrible pernicious beliefs/truths/lies into cool catchy phrases like "STUPID FAT FUCK" and "GO AND DIE" and thats what he shouts in his megaphone and there is no way to turn it off and its so much worse because of course there is no Hitler and no megaphone, only your cold empty thoughts. So yeah, annoying words and phrases...get a bit annoying.


Length? By the state of things I doubt I'll be around much longer
(Thu 8th Apr 2010, 20:25, More)

» Amazing displays of ignorance

bunker somewhere?
My friend katherine thought Hitler was still alive... this came to light in 2004...in a history lesson...about how he died
(Fri 19th Mar 2010, 13:58, More)