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» Shit Claims to Fame II

Eye pod Copperfield encounter
My brother and I once shared a London Eye capsule/pod thing with David Copperfield (not that one..the one from 80's comedy thing Three of a Kind). He seemed like a lovely bloke and said that Tracey Ullman still calls him. Lenny Henry doesn't.
(Mon 24th Sep 2012, 9:20, More)

» Ouch!

Pins and Needles
The year was 1983 and as usual my younger brother and me were having a fight. However, this one didn't end with the usual parental interference.

Instead, my brother screamed in pain as his arm had landed on a strange, headless pin sticking from the carpet. He removed the pin and nothing more was thought of it...until 12 months later, my right knee started swelling up and hurting quite a lot. The doctor said it was "fluid on the knee" and sent me for an x-ray.

As the doctor examined the x-ray, The doctor had a very confused look as he asked me if I had any idea why I appeared to have half a needle in my knee. I recalled the fight with my brother and the pin he landed on, which must've been a needle that snapped in half, the other half finding the it's way into my knee.

The back of my knee was sliced open in hospital a few weeks later and the now rusty needle was removed. Not all bad though, it got me off PE for over a year!
(Fri 30th Jul 2010, 21:59, More)