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Car trouble
I started to notice that often when I took a turn at a fairly slow speed a "gooing gooing" noise would be heard. It sounded like an over-stretched wire, or a spring, and seemed to be coming from the driver's side of the car. I took it into the dealership and drove around with the mechanic for 20 minutes while he listened to it. He finally told me that he'd never heard anything like it before, but "we'll find it and take care of it."

Got a call later from the dealership. The cashier read me the report from the mechanic: "Customer reports 'gooing' sound when turning. Removed half full water bottle from under driver's seat. Sound gone."
(Thu 15th Jul 2010, 20:55, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

my what?
"Can I help who's next?" WTF

Is it really that hard to say "who's next?" or "may I help you?" or even "May I help the next person?"

Or maybe it's "Can I help whose next?" in which case WTF is a "next?"
(Thu 8th Apr 2010, 20:46, More)