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» Annoying words and phrases

Astrological piffle
Being asked "what star sign are you" on a website, and being forced to pick from one of twelve meaningless new age hippy dribble "signs". Come on, we need a thirteenth choice, something like "Sceptic", "Pyrex" (for test tube babies), or my favourite "Astrologyisbollocks".
(Thu 8th Apr 2010, 22:15, More)

» Amazing displays of ignorance

On a train
Overheard the following conversation.

Ned 1: Is this train coming from the east?
Ned 2: No, it's coming from Devon.
Ned 1: But Devon's in the East.
Ned 2: Nah, Devon's next to London.
Ned 1: But London's in the East, aint it?
Ned 2: Nah, London's in the West.
Ned 1: But East 17 come from London, so London must be in the East.

We ended up in Newcastle.
(Tue 23rd Mar 2010, 20:27, More)