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a little large,

And though it works as active wallpaper, I wouldn't reccommend it.
Click image for biggerness.
(Sun 8th Jun 2003, 9:57, More)

It was after a period as a chicken that Freud gained his fascination with cocks...

Cheers for my first Frontpage!
(Sun 13th Apr 2003, 23:16, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Pure Ignorance

Saw a sign for an new Eminem book quoting George W Bush saying
"Eminem is the most dangerous threat to American Children since Polio."

I had a good laugh at this, and pointed the advert out to a friend. He laughed, then said

"Who's Polio?"
(Sun 9th Jan 2005, 17:05, More)

» Dad Jokes

Oh, and
"Dad, can I get down from the table?"
"You don't get down from a table, you get Down from a duck!!!"
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 10:12, More)

» Worst Record Ever

at all, from ANY musical, EVER.

They're awful, all of them. But especially Grease, or, God forbid, Grease 2.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 11:03, More)

» Little things that turn you on


(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 22:35, More)

» Dad Jokes

"Can you draw the curtains?"
*runs out, gets a sheet of paper...*
and he returns with one badly drawn picture of a window, by which time i've just closed the curtains.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 10:10, More)
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