b3ta.com user 5olly
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Enjoy small fish

I apologise for the lack of pictures in my profile. Blame Lycos for banning my site due to a picture of the pope, apparently being offensive....

original profile with FP goodness!
/banned as well

Recent front page messages:

spot the tit

it must be dinner time...
(Tue 3rd Aug 2004, 19:29, More)

Give us a kiss

'cos I love you all and b3ta!!

anyone else seen this?
(Sat 9th Aug 2003, 10:43, More)

Daphne hoped her extra
swimming lessons might help during the salmon run.

(Sun 16th Mar 2003, 19:39, More)

Graham knew that his opponents next move...

would mean the loss of his Grandmaster title.
(Fri 17th Jan 2003, 14:20, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Dad Jokes

My Dad used to say to me. "You look like the milkman" mainly because I look like no-one else in my family... Turns out he's not my dad.
(Thu 11th Dec 2003, 19:55, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

My mum always told me, that if i ate the pips from an apple, a tree would start to grow out of the top of my head. I believed this for years, and always threw the apple core away. I didn't think about this for ages, until one day, I saw a man walking towards me, with quite clearly a small tree growing out of his head. I remembered what my Mum had said and then realised, he had it in a backpack. I'm a twunt. I think I was about 17.
(Sun 18th Jan 2004, 8:30, More)