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Salt
I remember visiting a friend who was still at college, I had graduated (sort of the previous year).A group of us sank a great deal of wife beater and vodka and thought it amusing to shout obscenities as loud as we could - I decided to go one better and took the large salt container and wrote in huge letters CUNT across his neighbours drive. This was a Friday night and I reasoned in my slightly befuddled state that as the neighbour was a builder’s yard I could wash it off before Monday morning and they wouldn't come round to investigate.
Two things were wrong with my plan:
That much salt needs an awful lot of water to dissolve especially when the only means of delivery is a kettle.
Builders work on Saturdays...........
(Tue 12th Oct 2010, 23:23, More)