» Trolls

I just saw a poster for the Green Lantern
bearing the image of a character in the film by the name of Kilowog.

I was disappointed to discover that the other characters are not Megapaki and Giganigga.
(Thu 19th May 2011, 18:11, More)

» Redundant technology

retro computing
sadly my Sinclair ZX81 won't power up any more, but I still enjoy playing 3D Monster Maze on an Emulator. 1Kb of RAM expandable with the wobbly RAM Pack, 2 colours, but hours of fun, and POKE 16510,0 to change the first line number to 0. so nobody could edit it and change your name.

0 PRINT "FUCK OFF"
1 RUN

in John Menzies on the High Street. Happy memories.
(Thu 4th Nov 2010, 23:20, More)

» Saying the Unsayable

Yes
Size does matter.
(Thu 10th Jan 2013, 21:18, More)

» Conspicuous Consumption

Trying to outsmart the up-sell
at KFC the other week.

Yep, I'll have the Wicked Zinger Tower Meal, Large. That's the 'tower' upsell and the 'go large' upsells beaten. Now give me my cholesterol-onna-bun please.
What's that? Would I like bacon on that?

Capital Idea, why yes I wou...

Fucksocks. upsold again.
(Thu 28th Jul 2011, 23:23, More)

» Old stuff I still know

Milk! Lemonade! Chocolate!
whilst pointing at specific areas of my body.
(Wed 6th Jul 2011, 15:18, More)