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» Random Acts of Evil

Using a 2p coin to open the locks on the disabled toilet door at school.
Funny at the time, maybe a bit harsh looking back now tho.
(Tue 21st Feb 2012, 13:16, More)

» Ouch!

Repeating accident
I used to get the train to school, and once or twice a year would see the exact same accident and it was always the same type of person, a woman aged around 50+. This was back in the day of British rail and the old slam door trains, there is a yellow line painted along the platform edge, which is slightly further than the doors can open. Most people have the common sense to stand behind the line as a train with doors swinging open approches the platform. But these old women clearly dont have much common sense and you already know whats going, SMACK, years of bad posture and a slight hunch back means the head sticks forward further than the rest of the body. Id always see the same women with the same injury, a big dent right across the face completely knocked out on the floor. I also think this was before the day of no win no fee, always stand behinf the line.
(Tue 3rd Aug 2010, 12:41, More)

» What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?

Is a real and genuine learning difficulty and therefore ok not to do well at school. Of course I now know it is just an excuse for poor teaching, or in my case being a lazy little shit.
(Thu 26th Jan 2012, 12:59, More)

» Easiest Job Ever

Call Cantre
I used to phone numbers to see if they would ring or not.
Easy, but very very boring
(Thu 9th Sep 2010, 12:30, More)