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I have a couple of these but by far my favorite is one that my youngest brother saved me from. My middle brother and his girlfriend where over the good bar household for dinner (middle brother lives with his aforementioned girlfriend) The conversation moves to famous museums that we would like to visit I mention the black museum (I am a morbid fuck and the black museum is a collection of Scotland yards crime exhibits Dennis Nilsen's tupperware etc) The whole table goes silent and everyone looks at me like I am a nutcase. Good bar the younger pipes in with "do they have rooms for all the rappers like Run Dmc and Will Smith?" Everyone pisses themselves (good bar the younger is just confused but bless him he saved my bacon.)
More recently we where at the pub for my mates stag, another friend is currently planning his question popping and says I need to get her somewhere to propose I respond with it can't be that hard to get her into McDonald's (I wanted to make him look classless but I forgot shes been battling weight problems for a while) Whole table shuts up I get my coat
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(Mon 16th May 2011, 21:07, More)
Long Time lurker first time poster ect ect
I have a couple of these but by far my favorite is one that my youngest brother saved me from. My middle brother and his girlfriend where over the good bar household for dinner (middle brother lives with his aforementioned girlfriend) The conversation moves to famous museums that we would like to visit I mention the black museum (I am a morbid fuck and the black museum is a collection of Scotland yards crime exhibits Dennis Nilsen's tupperware etc) The whole table goes silent and everyone looks at me like I am a nutcase. Good bar the younger pipes in with "do they have rooms for all the rappers like Run Dmc and Will Smith?" Everyone pisses themselves (good bar the younger is just confused but bless him he saved my bacon.)
More recently we where at the pub for my mates stag, another friend is currently planning his question popping and says I need to get her somewhere to propose I respond with it can't be that hard to get her into McDonald's (I wanted to make him look classless but I forgot shes been battling weight problems for a while) Whole table shuts up I get my coat
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(Mon 16th May 2011, 21:07, More)
» Ouch!
Knee pain and thumbtacks
As a projectionist you kneel alot (honk honk) and usually on one knee depending on which way the projector faces in my case my right knee. This is great apart from when you are a bit over weight and you crush the cartilage in your knee and it pops out of place. It started as a nagging ache and over a couple of hours finished as possibly the worst pain I've have experienced. You can have you leg straight you can bend you leg but christ help you in doing it. Some lovely painkillers and two week's off work and the pain went away to come back in cold weather. Also accidentally pushed a thumb tack in the joint of my thumb I heard it squeak as it touched the bone pulled it out vomited and fainted.
(Tue 3rd Aug 2010, 22:40, More)
Knee pain and thumbtacks
As a projectionist you kneel alot (honk honk) and usually on one knee depending on which way the projector faces in my case my right knee. This is great apart from when you are a bit over weight and you crush the cartilage in your knee and it pops out of place. It started as a nagging ache and over a couple of hours finished as possibly the worst pain I've have experienced. You can have you leg straight you can bend you leg but christ help you in doing it. Some lovely painkillers and two week's off work and the pain went away to come back in cold weather. Also accidentally pushed a thumb tack in the joint of my thumb I heard it squeak as it touched the bone pulled it out vomited and fainted.
(Tue 3rd Aug 2010, 22:40, More)