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Just like the younger Pxyzyzygy, only older, fatter and balder
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Just like the younger Pxyzyzygy, only older, fatter and balder
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» Best Comebacks
Buying a packet of skins and handingthe guy a tenner,
he asked "Have you got anything smaller?" I said "I've got a penny|. He said "That's too small". I said "That's why i gave you a tenner".
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:54, More)
Buying a packet of skins and handingthe guy a tenner,
he asked "Have you got anything smaller?" I said "I've got a penny|. He said "That's too small". I said "That's why i gave you a tenner".
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:54, More)
» School fights
During a mock fight,
I once pinned my cousin to the ground. With a pitchfork, through his foot. He wasn't impressed.
(Tue 14th Mar 2006, 13:12, More)
During a mock fight,
I once pinned my cousin to the ground. With a pitchfork, through his foot. He wasn't impressed.
(Tue 14th Mar 2006, 13:12, More)
» Strange things you've been paid to do
I got paid to snore years ago.
I was 17, and while visiting a mate in hospital there was a sign saying 'Do you snore? Do you want to get paid for it?' You had to come in and sleep in the hospital every night for two weeks, get all hooked up with sensors and things, and get paid £10 a night. In restrospect that's not a very interesting story.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 10:26, More)
I got paid to snore years ago.
I was 17, and while visiting a mate in hospital there was a sign saying 'Do you snore? Do you want to get paid for it?' You had to come in and sleep in the hospital every night for two weeks, get all hooked up with sensors and things, and get paid £10 a night. In restrospect that's not a very interesting story.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 10:26, More)
» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
I meet my employer's wife in the street. She's wheeling a pram.
Me: Hello etc. Ooh, look, he looks just like Louis [my employer]
Her: I hope not, I'm babysitting for a friend.
Trouble was, he did look like Louis.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 14:38, More)
I meet my employer's wife in the street. She's wheeling a pram.
Me: Hello etc. Ooh, look, he looks just like Louis [my employer]
Her: I hope not, I'm babysitting for a friend.
Trouble was, he did look like Louis.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 14:38, More)
» Losing Your Virginity
It wasn't so much doing it that
made it such a painful experience, although fuck knows it lasted all of 20 seconds. No, it was faling out of the tree house afterwards and landing on a rosebush. Naked.
(Mon 7th Mar 2005, 9:12, More)
It wasn't so much doing it that
made it such a painful experience, although fuck knows it lasted all of 20 seconds. No, it was faling out of the tree house afterwards and landing on a rosebush. Naked.
(Mon 7th Mar 2005, 9:12, More)