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Just like the younger Pxyzyzygy, only older, fatter and balder

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OK so here’s my first
proper piccy effort…

Not very inspired I know, and a bit crude in the execution, but hey, we’ve all got to start somewhere, eh?

Edit: The movie file is clicketty if youse want to mess with it…
(Thu 16th Jan 2003, 13:08, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Best Comebacks

Buying a packet of skins and handingthe guy a tenner,
he asked "Have you got anything smaller?" I said "I've got a penny|. He said "That's too small". I said "That's why i gave you a tenner".
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 14:54, More)

» School fights

During a mock fight,
I once pinned my cousin to the ground. With a pitchfork, through his foot. He wasn't impressed.
(Tue 14th Mar 2006, 13:12, More)

» Strange things you've been paid to do

I got paid to snore years ago.
I was 17, and while visiting a mate in hospital there was a sign saying 'Do you snore? Do you want to get paid for it?' You had to come in and sleep in the hospital every night for two weeks, get all hooked up with sensors and things, and get paid £10 a night. In restrospect that's not a very interesting story.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 10:26, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

I meet my employer's wife in the street. She's wheeling a pram.
Me: Hello etc. Ooh, look, he looks just like Louis [my employer]
Her: I hope not, I'm babysitting for a friend.

Trouble was, he did look like Louis.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 14:38, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

It wasn't so much doing it that
made it such a painful experience, although fuck knows it lasted all of 20 seconds. No, it was faling out of the tree house afterwards and landing on a rosebush. Naked.
(Mon 7th Mar 2005, 9:12, More)
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