» Horrible things I've done to a loved one

Beady Eyes
My friend tells her children that when the room sensors for their burglar alarm turn red it means that Father Christmas is watching them to make sure that they're behaving all year...

Edit - She's caught the littlest one talking to the sensor and telling Santa all about their day.
(Mon 20th Jun 2011, 15:03, More)

» Shit Claims to Fame II

A few hours in hell...
My ex-boyfriend played a round of golf with the world's biggest twat, Jim Davidson. He lived up to this stellar reputation by making sleazy comments about his friend's daughter's boobies (to the girl's dad) and telling very unfunny 'jokes'.
(Fri 21st Sep 2012, 14:52, More)

» Iffy crushes

Greg Davies
The guy who plays Mr Gilbert in The Inbetweeners.

I know it's wrong and my closest friends have all looked on in horror/wet themselves laughing when I've confessed to my unlikely crush, but he's sexy as hell.
(Fri 7th Oct 2011, 12:51, More)