» First rude thing I ever saw

Oh, another tale of lust!
Back in the days, one of my friends' parents had a naught tape hidden (not very well obviously)in their bedroom. Each time I would visit and his parents were away, we would play the tape (I think it was called 'Noir et Chaire' or something like that, a Marc Dorcel production for the connoisseurs...).
Anyway, they were not Canal Plus subscribers (see my previous post) and had still nonetheless the movie which was all scrambled. Don't know why they even bothered recording it. Still, me and my friend watched it everytime we could.

ps: Some said that if you waggled a sieve in front of your eyes while watching those scrambled movies, the picture would become clearer. What a load of bollocks, still tried though (and not just once)!
(Fri 12th Aug 2011, 11:08, More)

» First rude thing I ever saw

My dad's secretary
Me and my brother were massive Michael Jackson fans and when the video Ghost came out in 1996, we had to watch it. Problem was, the video was showcased on Canal Plus (a French premium pay television channel) and unfortunately our parents didn’t subscribe to it. So my dad asked his secretary if she would record said video and he gave her a new VHS for her to do so.
Comes the next day and my dad comes back from work with the long awaited MJ video. Having returned from school before my brother, I decided not to wait from him and watch the video.

I must say I was a bit disappointed as the end credits started to roll. And then, it happened, FULL ON HARDCORE PORN appeared on the TV screen, blowies, anal, licking-lesbos and everything a 15 year old virgin could wish for in his wettest dreams. My dad’s secretary had, it seemed, inadvertently recorded the video on one of her own tapes…

Too ashamed to tell anyone what happened (apart from the whole school of course), I recorded over the naughty bits. I never looked at my dad’s secretary the same way after that.
(Fri 12th Aug 2011, 10:12, More)