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i am probably a cunt

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» Babysitters

I used to babysit some lovely kids
Then they introduced me to family friends who had a bunch of satan spawn for me to look after. After two weeks of suffering suprise jump attacks which sometimes involved eye gouging, my peripheral vision adapted and I casually moved out of the way causing numerous accidents to knees. They cried and I felt victorious. Does that make me a bad person?
(Sat 30th Oct 2010, 21:54, More)

» Redundant technology

My Macbook
What a piece of shit that was. Came to me as a glistening beacon of hope and left 6 months later taking everything with it. Fuck you Apple, you make such good products, but why does everyone I buy have to go tits up? Back to my trusty* old PC.

(Wed 10th Nov 2010, 0:46, More)