» Unemployed

Unemployed
I spent my dole on weed and sat around wanking all day.
(Fri 3rd Apr 2009, 13:09, More)

» Banks

Coppers
Tomorrow I am going to take around £100 in 1p's and 2p's and 5p's to get changed into real money. You know the stuff that folds.

The last time I did this, the cashier looked at me as if I were holding a live pig and asking them to slaughter it.
(Wed 22nd Jul 2009, 16:14, More)

» This book changed my life

The Colour of Magic - Terry Pratchett
When I was a 12 ish, I was an avid Prachett fan. I read all of his books. There was something magical (pun not intended) about the Discworld. The sarcastic tone the books were written in and the comparisons between the real world and that of Ankh Morpork. These made me laugh out loud and I'll always remember the footnotes that seemed to stray off on weird and wonderful tangents.

Whenever I have turned my hand to writing I find myself slipping into the same literacy style as Pratchett. With the recent news of his illness I regret giving away his books all those years ago. I don't read anymore as I have the attention span of a goldfish but I am glad that my early teens were not wasted by drinking in parks and fumbling around with girls, but reading the best books I'd ever laid eyes on.
(Tue 20th May 2008, 12:47, More)

» Pet Peeves

Bugbears
Fucking stupid term for stuff that annoys you. Cunts.
(Wed 7th May 2008, 18:02, More)

» Phobias

What gives ME the heebie-jeebies
Death terrifies me.
Spiders terrify me.
Biting onto a cheap school jumper makes my teeth tingle, the same way as biting a sheet of aluminium foil.
Walking through Luton town centre on a Friday night.
Breaking my leg and the bone sticking through my skin. (compound fracture)
Failure
(Tue 15th Apr 2008, 19:52, More)