» Waste of money

a car
A guy in my town is at this very moment selling one of the biggest 4 wheel money pits I've ever heard of.. and I want it.
It's a saab 900 that looks fucked.. its tatty and It's been brush painted white.. but.. hes also over the last 5 years spent 25 grand on tuning parts for it.. it has a fully forged engine, a 3 grand gearbox.. ect... the guy paid for all of this on loans, because he was seriously ill and was expecting to die and not have to pay the money back... then he got better.. cars up for 1500 quid.. cos he's bored of it..
(Tue 5th Oct 2010, 20:56, More)

» Conversation Killers

kidney woes
quite a few years ago id managed to pull the local tree hugging hippy chick..all was good, untill one post shag sunday morning chat didnt quite go as well as it might have.....i was recouning an amusing tale that had recently happend at work..a guy called mac had some kidney problem, and was finally due to go into hospital for a transplant. mac was ok but a bit dull and not really one of the lads.....anyway chris the factory twat got an oxes kidney from the butcher's, tied the tubes coming from it up bar one, filled it with water to swell it into a massive comedy kidney and gift wraped it in a shoe box..
so its macs last night at work, we call him into the canteen and give him his good luck card and prezzie. first he reads the card, and we can see hes quite touched. so chris the twat makes him stand on the table for a speech. macs welling up saying what a great bunch we all are ect.... then opens his prezzie....much laughter and thankfully mac seeing the funny side..
hippy chick just says.....ive only got one kidney, in a very unamused little voice

length .... that was about the end of it..
(Fri 13th May 2011, 1:34, More)