» Messing with people's heads

Party Payback
Scene : A house party
Date : Early 90's

At a house party in the early 90's one particularly drunk guest, we'll call him Rob, started getting louder and expressing his opinions at the top of his voice. One of Rob's opinions was that gays were the scum of the earth and he would be happy when they all died of AIDS. Now, this particular asswipe wasn't part of the gang whose house the party was(he was a classmate of a friend who has tagged along) and was not familiar with most of the people there. Especially the two gay guys.

Obviously everyone else at the party knew these two guys were gay and it was no big deal. Much offence was taken by everyone to Rob's comments and a plan was hatched.

As Rob was well lathered it was very easy to get him to drink more and more. I seem the remember the final nail in Rob's coffin though was him drinking about a pint and a half of bong-water when challenged. Within about 15 minutes he had gone very quiet, rather green and had slid down the wall to collapse in a dribbling heap.

Now for the payback......

Rob was taken upstairs to the bathroom and his trousers and boxers rolled down to his ankles. A condom was then obtained and a split was made in the end of it. This was left inside Rob's underware. He was left on the bathroom floor in this state sleeping like a dribbling, shitfaced baby.

As was the way in our youth most of the people at the party stayed over. Sleeping where they dropped or copping of with one of the other party-people. So it was that there was a fair audience for Rob's reappearance the next morning.

He was looking pretty rough. He stumbled into the kitchen where he was met with a round of applause. He couldn't work out what was going on and obviously had no memory of any noteworthy achievement. Until someone explained that he had pulled last night. Rob looked pretty pleased with himself until he was asked whether "Michael" was as good a shag as he sounded. The look on his face was priceless as he was told that he'd kept the house awake shagging "Gay Mikey" in the bathroom all night.

I imagine he's still trumatised by this revelation. In a way I kinda hope he reads this as after 20+ years it'll probably fuck him up all over again. Never saw the chap again after that night but can't help wondering what longterm effect it had on him.

Length - non-existant (but Rob didn't know that!).
(Sat 14th Jan 2012, 4:15, More)