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» Winning

Prom Night
Whilst all my mates won awards and accolades such as sportsman of the year, most likely to go to Cambridge, most likely to be Prime Minister etc etc, I was delighted to win the award for 'The person most likely to be sent home drunk from the prom'. This was ace for a 17 year old, and the certificate still lives in my dads shed, pride of place.
(Sat 30th Apr 2011, 17:05, More)

» Shit Claims to Fame II

The Who
Keith Moon pissed on my shoes at a Who gig in Buxton.
(Thu 20th Sep 2012, 21:18, More)

» Road Trip

Public transport from LA to Miami
I was working in LA, standard youth hostel stuff, when an old workmate phoned me up and offered me a cushy job in Miami. Not being the biggest fan of my current workplace, the Venice Beach Cotel, it was an easy choice. The only hurdles in my way were the 2,300 mile journey, I needed to be there in five days, and I couldn't afford to fly.
So I boarded the Greyhound bus somewhere in downtown LA, and four days rolled off somewhere in downtown Miami.
If people ask I say I've been to Mexico, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, but essentially I drove through them on a bus silver bus, stuffing my face with taco bell, and occasionally grabbing a few hours sleep in some dodgy bus station.
By the time we arrived in Orlando three days later, having not slept or washed, people were avoiding sitting next to me due to my rather poor personal hygiene. To say I was lifting a bit would be an understatement, having lived on a sweaty bus driving through Southern America in the middle of June.... When we finally pulled into Miami I took a cab straight to the beach and jumped in the sea, then slept in what seemed like the best bed of all time!
I would not recommend it to anyone, at least fly some of the way!!
(Tue 19th Jul 2011, 8:33, More)

» Bedroom Disasters

Ruined bedsheets
During Christmas holidays in my second year of uni, the water pipes above my room burst, and dirty water ruined my duvet. Had to pay £8 to replace them.
(Thu 23rd Jun 2011, 15:25, More)

» World of Random

Onlookers are...
From the Tap and Tin pub in lovely Medway

(Thu 28th Apr 2011, 8:36, More)
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