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» Irrational Hatred

Txt tlk...
I h8 it wn ppl txt sht u cnt undrstnd!
Nly jking jst pissin yal off
Lol...
(Wed 6th Apr 2011, 22:40, More)

» Irrational Hatred

Open Doors..
I dunno I just have to have the door closed in any room im in and it pisses me off when people leave the door open.
(Wed 6th Apr 2011, 12:55, More)

» House Guests

Chocolate Cake
Id just bought new sofas (cream coloured one of those fluffy ones) fucking expensive they were too.
Anyway back to the point, I had my brother and 5 year old niece staying. So early Sunday morning while everyone was dozing my niece and little daughter were playing. My niece says to her 'Shall I show you how my mummy makes cakes?' She then proceeds to get milk, eggs, bannanas, water and starts mixing and mashing the items on the sofa! Then she gets the flower pot and tips the soil in to get that special 'Chocolaty Flavor'
I wake up and come down to find my niece looking like she has been rolling with pigs. She sees me and with the sweetest, cutest litte voice says 'Uncle do you want a slice of my chocolate cake?' This just got to my heart and took all that anger away and I said 'Awwww of course give me that piece thanks' Like fuck I said that. I went through the fucking roof!
Years later she brought a beautiful chocolate cake that she had baked herself. She came in placed the cake on the sofa while she took her jacket off. I just looked at the cake then I looked at her and we both broke down laughing!
(Fri 7th Jan 2011, 0:04, More)