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» Bullshit and Bullshitters
Our van driver!
Our driver, lets call him Billy. (Billy two sheds) has always been there done it but twice as much! Wish id knocked a book together with the shit he has come out with to be honest, heres a few more memorable ones!!!!
On coming back from the works nurse to remove a 2 inch metal splinter from my finger..... "I had one bigger then that once in my eye"
On telling him about the recent snowfall and about how hard it was getting in to work (bear in mind i live quite close to him).... "Round our end the snowflakes where the size of handkerchiefs falling from the sky!"
About me laughing at a article in "the sun" a few year ago about ducks having regional accents...... "We have a blackbird on our roof with a Mossley Accent, I can tell when they are from other areas by there cheaping!"
And finally on after me mentioning about the size of the kebab i had last night..... " I once ordered a nan bread from our local restaurant, it took two of them to fetch it in!"
On there shoulders no doubt!
There is so many more, new ones nearly everyday!
(Tue 18th Jan 2011, 12:41, More)
Our van driver!
Our driver, lets call him Billy. (Billy two sheds) has always been there done it but twice as much! Wish id knocked a book together with the shit he has come out with to be honest, heres a few more memorable ones!!!!
On coming back from the works nurse to remove a 2 inch metal splinter from my finger..... "I had one bigger then that once in my eye"
On telling him about the recent snowfall and about how hard it was getting in to work (bear in mind i live quite close to him).... "Round our end the snowflakes where the size of handkerchiefs falling from the sky!"
About me laughing at a article in "the sun" a few year ago about ducks having regional accents...... "We have a blackbird on our roof with a Mossley Accent, I can tell when they are from other areas by there cheaping!"
And finally on after me mentioning about the size of the kebab i had last night..... " I once ordered a nan bread from our local restaurant, it took two of them to fetch it in!"
On there shoulders no doubt!
There is so many more, new ones nearly everyday!
(Tue 18th Jan 2011, 12:41, More)