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» The Best / Worst thing I've ever eaten

Mmh, Kebab Pizza
First time poster, be gentle, unlike the chili sauce mentioned below.

Back when I was just a scamp, on the way home from an evening of imbibing. I happened upon a, now sadly closed, Pizza/Kebab emporium. Therein I espied the greatest dining experience of my life. The fabled Kebab Pizza. A 14" thick crust pizza with several choice cuts from the rotisserie elephant leg baked into the cheese. All finished with piles of salad and bright red chili sauce.

Half way home, and thoroughly enjoying my newly discovered mana when I chanced upon a couple of friends working outside a late night establishment. Standing in the well lit environs of this establishment gave me my first chance to really inspect my delicious supper.

That was my biggest mistake. Looking as though an armadillo and a muskrat had been in the throws of passionate coitus when they were assaulted by an overladen Australian road train. My appetite fled faster than a well drilled French battalion.

Feeling generous, I closed the lid on my less than palatable feast, and decided to hand it to one of a number of pavement residents who were located nearby. The grandly bearded gent accepted my gift with gentle accord only to cry "What the fcuk is this shite" upon opening the box and hurled it, with trampy abandon, all over the near by vicinity.

I made my exit.
(Tue 31st May 2011, 20:58, More)

» Old stuff I still know

The Mentat verse from the Lynch Dune.
It is by my will alone that I set my mind in motion, it is by the juice of Saphoo that thoughts aquire speed, the lips aquire stains, the stains become a warning, it is by my will alone that I set my mind in montion.
(Tue 5th Jul 2011, 19:57, More)

» Old stuff I still know

The red car and the blue car had a race,
All red want to do is stuff his face.
He eats everything he sees from trucks to prickly trees,
But smart old blue he took the milky way.
(Wed 6th Jul 2011, 19:27, More)