» Shit Stories

A few years ago...
...me and my mate decided we would crap in the hole on the local golf course and watch the guys reactions from the oposite site of the big steel fences. It was funny the way he just went "Oh no!" as he went to reach for his ball.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 11:55, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

not really me but my mate
Theres a program on CBBC called cavegirls and theres this really fine one in it. Anyway last sunday she came into the pub i normally drink at, anyway i goes up to her and say "hey your that girl off tv, and i said hi im ross", and she said "hi my names lucinda". Anyway as we leave shes out the front on her mobile and i said, "see ya later cavegirl" and my mate max goes "see ya later little miss fine ass". I guess its not that funny now that im sober...
(Wed 14th Apr 2004, 22:45, More)

» Breakin' The Law

Well once in my youth (well a couple of months ago)
The local school was holding a pta meeting. It was the middle of summer and they had the window open, so i decided it would be funny if i crept up to the window and made the weirdest noise i know (a kind of Yeeeeeeeee-Ahhhhhhhhh noise) so i did it then run. Anyway, ten minutes later i decided to do it again, only this time someone jumped out of the window and chased me all the way down the road, i managed to get away and out of nowhere the guy appears in a taxi cab. So he gets out of the cab and flashes his badge, then asks me if i thought it was funny, i said yes cos i did, then he told me it wasnt and let me go. I then puked cos i had run like half a mile at full pelt.
(Thu 8th Jan 2004, 23:47, More)

» Things you've done when you've had no money.

Well funny this topic should come up...
... i sold my phone yesterday for £40 pound so i could buy some weed and booze.
(Sun 10th Oct 2004, 13:22, More)