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Hello there!

I'm an electronic engineering student at the University of Bristol.

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» Impromptu Games You Play

The Name Game
With mates in a car, shout out to people walking down the road with made up names as if you know them, while waving manically. eg. "Alright, John!", "What's up, Steve?" etc. Bonus points are scored for anyone who waves back, the use of titles or particularly ridiculous names. The best call managed so far was "Hey, Lord Goonville! How's it going?"
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 13:34, More)

» Slang Survey

Some more my mates use
Bum sticks - Exclamation of displeasure.

Fuck sticks - as above, but ruder.

Arsecandle - A brilliant insult from the day today or brass eye. I forget which.

Mumbler - A woman with a front wedgie. cf: You can se the lips are moving, but can't make out what they're saying. Also known as having a camel's toe.

Ultimate Sex - wanking

Sloanes - The identikit posh pink-pashmina-wearing girls/ rugby-shirt-with-collar-turned-up-wearing posh blokes common around the University of Bristol. And Sloane Square in London, I guess. Also known as Rars

Sloane Ranger - A particularly posh/irritating one of the above
(Tue 3rd Feb 2004, 1:02, More)