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» Overheard secrets

A tiny, shrivelled, possibly mad, old woman
being pushed in a wheelchair by her carer towards the beach some 200 yards from her seafront nursing home, declared as they passed where I was sitting minding my own business: "Oh not the fucking sea again..."

The majestic wildebeest presumably being busy elsewhere.
(Fri 26th Aug 2011, 17:10, More)

» Losing it

Oh no, not again...
TWICE in my life now I have polished a pair of shoes then put them in the fridge, closed the door and wandered off to another room.

TWICE I have thrown up without warning in the evening of my children's births.

ONCE I have poured a vodka and topped it up with milk. But it seems I'm not alone in that.


Approaching a junction, slow down, apply handbrake, select neutral. Look left and right for longer than is comfortable. Admit to self I really have forgotten where the hell I was going.

Venlafaxine. And old age. Love it.
(Thu 21st Jul 2011, 20:58, More)

» Old stuff I still know


Oh yeah, and I remember the number plates of two teachers' cars from when I was 14, which is 40 years ago. 912 NDV and LMU 120K (since you ask).

I don't know why I remember them, when I can't even find my glasses lately...
(Fri 1st Jul 2011, 18:49, More)

» Old stuff I still know


I had a summer job stuffing envelopes for a local company. Boring as fuck. But I can still fold a piece of A4 paper into exactly three, just by eye. Even when pissed.
(Fri 1st Jul 2011, 18:47, More)