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*** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 ***
64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE

READY.

LOAD"HUMMUS",8,1
LOADING
READY.
RUN

Hooray for wheeled animals:



...actual item for sale on eBay!


Are you sure they're actually sucking on it?


Foreign cultures sometimes just look too damn silly to let the chance pass for a good pertatoshoppe:



..say "CHEESE"!


Joining 2-ton- with 2-gram-animals:


...Here's that first frontpage with the amoosing dog nose:


Donald here should be down there on the second frontpage:


..and this fellow here should wheel it on the other frontpage:



..and finally, here's the picture from the 10th March 2003 Frontpage:



The all-singing-all-dancing hoff, made for the Hoff-compo:


Ever wondered where you got such a first name from?


If EPYX sent troops to Afghanistan:




Nobody got this joke at the time:


Recent front page messages:

Sudden stroke of hummus:

Clicky wee bigger


How'd ya like my new 2D-to-3D Kung-Fu? ;-)
(Fri 9th May 2003, 23:32, More)

Yees, Mothers! It's time once again for...


(Please open this in the background for the accompanying barrel organ sound!)

(Yes, that's my very own tribute to Terry Gilliam! A whopping 186 handanimated frames in 100kb! I always wanted to do that for over 13 years!..)

P.S.: It's Rumsfeld/PNAC, for those who didn't recognize him!
(Mon 31st Mar 2003, 22:02, More)

Wheeled Wilderness, Episode 2 (video footage)
Due to its split vision the Steamroller Chameleon could spot small insects to flatten within a range of 320 degrees..

For the first time in history it was possible to acquire video footage of this rare species:


(Clicky biggy)


(..as requested! ;-)
(Wed 12th Feb 2003, 19:30, More)

Someone asked to shop this on friday..
..took way too long, but anyway, here goes, sorry dialuppers for the size!

Bick for Clickie


Hey, i could compete in two competitions with this, too bad the "honest ads" are already over! ;-)
(Mon 10th Feb 2003, 23:54, More)

My first spong..
..i'm still going for (x) - amoosing dog noses!



(Chiahuas suck anyway, don't they? ;-)
(Fri 7th Feb 2003, 12:55, More)

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