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» Iffy crushes

Gail Platt
From Coronation Street, when I was younger.

Makes me shudder, now at the thought of the turtle faced trollop. Probably why my first girlfriend was a minging ginger lass who lived at the end of my road when I was 4. I liked to play with her cat. Seriously. Not even trying to set up an obvious joke.
(Thu 6th Oct 2011, 17:35, More)

» Crap Gadgets

Aaaah bra
I've bought about 3 AaaahBras and I haven't even got any tits.

Imagine the egg on my face when asking for a refund.
(Mon 3rd Oct 2011, 22:18, More)