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Okay, all of my FPs are dead. Who cares, they were all shite.

Recent front page messages:

(Wed 24th Aug 2005, 22:33, More)

1901: a space outing

mmm... paint
YA WEE DANCER! it's taken me 3000 posts to finally get a second frontpage :D
(Fri 29th Aug 2003, 13:06, More)

The adventures of bushy and Tony part 3
Love is in the air

(Fri 7th Feb 2003, 20:42, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Gambling

Last day of Term
It was the last day of Term in 5th year (that is, I was 17) and like all good geeks my and my friends were still there. Not only that but we got to play poker.
We had no chips and we weren't allowed to use cash (there was a teacher in the room) so we used Sweets instead.
After two hours of Poker, one guy had two packets of Fruit Pastels, a packet of Smarties and a packet of Malteasers.

He was diabetic.
(Thu 7th May 2009, 22:02, More)

» Worst Band Ever

The Eagles
Their bland prosaic style is just utterly snoreworthy

They have only one good song, Hotel California, and that's only good because it's lyrics fit their style innately, whereas something like 'life in the fast lane' sounds so drab and boring that should be called 'life at walking pace'. So much potential in that song. It really needs a metal version.
(Thu 30th Dec 2010, 18:05, More)

» Shit Stories

I live in communal halls
I once dumped a 2ft long log that wouldn't flush. 10 attempts later we had to chop it up with the toilet brush... uuuurgh...

my flatmates named it 'nessie' and we believe it to be floating in the Atlantic somewhere, searching for it's tail end
(Thu 6th May 2004, 0:49, More)

» B3ta Person of the Year 2010

Sir Ian Bowler
It's his fault the Students are Rioting after all
(Thu 16th Dec 2010, 12:14, More)

» Famous people I hate

Charlie Brooker
I hate Charlie Brooker because he's always right, the smug twat.
(Fri 5th Feb 2010, 15:33, More)
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