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» Getting Old

I'm going bald faster than I'm going grey
Which means I'm more likely to end up looking like like Terry Nutkins than George Peppard.
(Fri 8th Jun 2012, 11:52, More)

» War

When I was 14 I let everyone think I had a love bite
When actually, I’d been shot in the neck with a paintball
(Thu 31st May 2012, 15:12, More)

» What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?

I was convinced
That chewing tobacco would make me a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus
(Thu 19th Jan 2012, 12:48, More)

» Training courses, seminars and conferences

I lasted a fortnight
I was employed as an ‘out of hours phone operative’ with c*untrywide property lawyers. The job mainly consisted of getting shouted at by people who were buying or selling a house after the twat who’d bollocksed things up had gone home. All new recruits, irrespective of their job, were sent on a 2 day, in-house course to learn about the company history and ethos (Ugh).

One of the attendees was Janet, the new head of HR, who for the entire duration of the course, constantly hijacked every discussion to prattle on about the importance of customer service, punctuated with stories about how great the customer service in India (where she previously worked) is, compared to the UK.

One of the ‘getting to know you’ exercises was answer a list of short questions to share with the group, I remember the icy stare and stony silence combo Janet gave me when I burst out laughing to her ‘Name something you hate’ response being... “bad customer service”.

I said “spiders”
(Wed 21st Mar 2012, 12:26, More)

» The Wank Bank

We got 14 consecutive correct answers
But only ended up with £600
(Fri 24th Aug 2012, 10:41, More)
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