b3ta.com user Victor Mildew
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Profile for Victor Mildew:
Profile Info:


Recent front page messages:


Best answers to questions:

» Heroes and villains of 2011

Hooray for b3ta!
Heroes are everyone that gave me a good lol in 2011, and I'm talking, looking back from 2004 up to the present date, and so, too numerous to mention!

Villains are the b3ta bullies, who pathetically attempt to scare women and/or n00bs, they know who they are.
(Wed 4th Jan 2012, 3:20, More)

» Killed to DEATH

Usually only flies, spiders and wasps etc..
but I was once startled to see a mouse in the bath, looking like it was wondering how to get back out. First reaction was to put the plug in, turn on the tap and drown it. Failure! Who knew that mice can do breast stroke?! The bugger swam round in circles, hell, now what?

The nearest weapon to hand, happened to be a saucepan, ever tried to batter a mouse while it's busy training for the Olympics? It took some doing I can tell you, and I don't relish the idea of ever doing it again, just that I couldn't figure out what else I could have done to get rid of it.

Suggestions invited
(Fri 23rd Dec 2011, 2:58, More)

» Weird Rituals

It isn't a ritual, but it is OCD
to feel compelled to wash out those clear plastic vacuum cleaners after use, they look so crappy when they've had muck in them, even though that's what they're for! That's the reason that I avoid using them as much as possible, good excuse, or what?
(Sat 17th Dec 2011, 23:12, More)