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Absolutely bugger all to say about him.

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Bought a T-Shirt though....

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» The Emergency Services

In hindsight, this was a silly question to be asked....
So, there I was, lying on the cold hard tarmac, motorbike in pieces and leg similarly smashed up, one ambulance crew to my left, another to the right, a passing doctor on the periphery and the air ambulance landing...

Paramedic, "Right then, so where do you want to go?"

And after a brief pause as i tried to stop swearing and process the question...

Mr J.B., "Err....Hospital?"

Turns out they wanted to know which one (to which I replied "Whichever is best") i.e. closest to get to for family etc, but at the time the answer seemed pretty self-evident to me and the question worked better than the morphine at distracting my mind...
(Wed 22nd May 2013, 17:35, More)

» Cross Dressing

Post rocky...
Went to the last night sow of Rocky Horror a few years back and was generally dolled up (red corset, stockings and suspenders, pearls, lots of makeup, big black boots and long trenchcoat).

Firstly, went to the loo just as the show finished. Picture the scene, row of urinals, 7 blokes all dolled up to the nines and one guy at the end who looked like he had just come from work.

In the hush, all of a sudden...

"who's the weirdo in the suit?", piped up one of the guys, causing all of us to crease up.

I had a few women saying hello in a "nice to see you again" kinda way (I thought maybe they were some of the girls from work...) only for my wife to point out that "I don't think you know them, they probably want a shag as they've been eyeing you up all night...."

Next it's off to the club next door. I'm chatted up 4 times before I get to the Bar and the wife ends up dancing with a group of Lesbians (all in rocky gear) who keep asking her out in all seriousness...

Stick on a dress and go to a pub=guarenteed pull (and not just by the law..:) ). Oh why didn't I realise this in my youth? :)
(Sun 18th Mar 2007, 21:03, More)

» Posh

posh do's.
Went to the Cartier international polo a few weeks ago where it totally rained on us all. Saw the queen, saw harry on his horse (He's a good player buy needs to get stuck in a bit more) and pushed past Tamara Beckwith (I'm pretty sure it was her...) in the queue for the toilets.

Booed at the "essential lifeblood of Equestrianism!" (parade of fox hounds) and argued with the toffs.

The best part was when a single foxhound stopped and shat right in the middle of the field. It was the biggest piece of anti Establishment social commentary there could've been... :)

The longer I spent there, the more delightfully working class I felt.
(Mon 19th Sep 2005, 12:00, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

Senokot or other gut unbunger adverts...
Does anyone else automatically insert the words "Shit yourself" between "go on" and "enjoy your day"?

Must just be me then... :)
(Sat 17th Apr 2010, 5:06, More)

» Spoooky Coincidence

Coin tossing.
Once had a run of correct "Heads or tails" guessing.

I got 110+ correct in a row...

(Sat 10th Feb 2007, 10:29, More)
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