b3ta.com user Van Da Graph
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Having lurked guiltily since the early noughties, I came out as a b3tan in 2011 and now waste even more time here than I did before.

Cassius Kray done this portrait of me...

Here are some of my favourite posts so far...

The Van Da Graph petting zoo

The Welliephant

The Endor Marmoset

The Multi-tashed Tamarin

Medi-terrier-anean Dogfish

The Van Da Graph art gallery

Yorkshire Dales by Piet Mondrian

Ice Skating by Jackson Pollock

C'est d'ecet by Rene Magritte

Can you guess what it is yet? by RDLI HAKKIS

The Van Da Graph film and TV guide

Winter Is Coming - time to hibernate

Open the washing machine door, HAL

Well, it's not Beautiful Wilma, is it?

My God!

Every full moon

The Van Da Graph take on b3ta and some of its memes

pre-web b3ta

B3ta's entry on Snopes:

The sad truth: we speak English but aren't so far away

Ahh, poor smug

Unexpected Goatse in electronics textbook

other random Van Da Graph stuff

Classic rave tune by The Stamen

It all adds up to one hell of a pizza

99 problems but a flake ain't one

Three little birds

Parsnip metamorphosis

From my visit to the LHC


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Best answers to questions:

» What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?

I used to think The Pools was a swimming competition
so anyone who had 'won the pools' must have been very good at breaststroke
(Wed 18th Jan 2012, 18:08, More)

» Spoilers

24 ruined
Mrs Da Graph and I only saw one episode of the first series of 24: the last one. Then, when some friends were working their way through the box set Mrs DG points out one of the characters and says "Oh, that's the one who's the mole isn't it?" Doh!
(Mon 10th Jun 2013, 17:56, More)

» What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?

Oh, I also thought that bloke off the telly with the tracksuit and the cigars was called Jim'll Saville

(Wed 18th Jan 2012, 18:10, More)

» Shit Claims to Fame II

Leicester fame
I went to school wth a girl whose Dad was in Showawaddywaddy.
(Mon 24th Sep 2012, 20:35, More)