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» Twattery

A twat ran a training course at work recently...
...and said 10 minutes of deep breathing was as good as 8 hours of sleep...then I acted a right twat and laughed in their face in front of my boss.
(Tue 17th Apr 2012, 9:37, More)

» Weird Rituals

Every day I try and dislodge the wobbly front step at work
my idea of a get rich quick scheme

4 years and counting
(Thu 15th Dec 2011, 15:57, More)

» Twattery

I was recently in Barcelona...
...and was on a train going nowhere in particular when out of the corner of my eye I saw a woman jump for the train as the doors were closing. Her face hit the door which then reopened and she staggered on. She then fainted. A Spanish bloke walked up to her and slagged her off for a few minutes as she lay there unconscious....

When she woke up she came toward me and my family were sitting...and we all laughed in her fat Paella-eating face!
(Tue 17th Apr 2012, 9:35, More)

» Sex Toys

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

(Tue 22nd May 2012, 13:37, More)

» Twattery

The families of twats that take up the WHOLE fucking pavement only for me and the ToOnZ clan to dodge 'em
I should be a twat and push em in the road
(Tue 17th Apr 2012, 9:46, More)
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