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» Best Graffiti Ever

A public toilet somewhere when I was much younger
"Don't beam me up yet Scotty, I'm having a shi-"

with the dot of the 'i' forming a trail leading off the top of the door.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 17:43, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

In a passageway leading from campus
towards the city and a lot of student houses

Which I am reliably informed says in mangled Latin

"I think, therefore I have not drunk enough"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 17:45, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

When I was working in a cinema
There were some poeple who wouldn't shut up, I warned them a few times and then went up to them and said "You have been warned by me and by the usherette about being disrutpive, please leave. Now." They did but on the way out they said really loudly "God, anyone would think you weren't allowed to talk in a cinema!" which caused a brief laugh from the audience.
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 23:02, More)

» Useless Information

Swans mate for life
We have a black swan widower, he's a little, agressive to the chavs, so we love him.
(Tue 22nd Mar 2005, 3:07, More)

» Rubbish Towns

I'm going to put in my money for Mablethorpe, Lincolnshire
If you've ever been to Blackpool remove all the charm and you get Skegness, beat Skegness with a piece of rebar and you get Mablethorpe. There's nothing to do there except get drunk, aven then there's no good drinking establishments. This also explains the massive teen pregnancy rate. The biting northeast wind and sewage pipe sticking out of the main beach simple serve as icing.

When I was young I do have fond memories of it, but I just can't tell any more.
(Thu 29th Oct 2009, 18:10, More)
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