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» Morning After Souvenirs

I pity the fool that goes to bed drunk
When I awoke I rolled over and found myself face to face with Mr. T. I will admit to whimpering out loud. Turned out to have been a life-size piggy-bank bust placed there while I was sleeping/passed-out by my "friends." To this day I clench in private places just remembering the initial shock and fear.
(Fri 27th Apr 2012, 19:09, More)