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Believes instant mashed potato is the greatest evil to have befallen this Earth.
Actually thinks Rocky V is quite good.
Scared by the skeleton in the old Scotch tape adverts.
Can shove two whole Polo mints up one nostril.
Scarred for life after putting Tippex on a wound.
Owns an Atari Jaguar.
Reckons the slightly obscure 1980s cartoon Ox Tales is the greatest TV show ever made.

Recent front page messages:

(Thu 9th May 2013, 11:27, More)

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» School Assemblies

We once had a lecture about the dangers of sodium
Several weeks before said assembly, one lad in my year had the bright idea of smuggling a fair-sized bar of the stuff out of one of the science labs... and spitting on it. All things considered, he got off fairly lightly - the only lasting damage was him losing the sight in one eye. Any possible brain damage would have been hard to ascertain due to his already well-established lack of intellect.

However, when the time came for him to be dragged up on stage as an example to us all, it seems he hadn't yet got used to his lack of depth perception and tripped on the steps on the way up. Understandably the tone somewhat changed.
(Thu 13th Jun 2013, 13:40, More)

» Body Horror

On both my feet
The gaps between the second and third toes are webbed.
That's the only slightly freaky thing I've got.
(Thu 11th Jul 2013, 14:52, More)

» Ignorance

My mum is ignorant over the pronunciation of ignorant.
She says "igrunnant". Mind you, she gets it from my gran, who cannot comprehend that scissors are a pair.
(Thu 30th Aug 2012, 16:48, More)

» Spoilers

Sergeant Trotter did it.
There goes a 60 year run.
(Sat 8th Jun 2013, 21:26, More)

» Ask B3ta

Why is it that although one goes to bed, apparently free of grit...
...when you get up in the morning, your bed's always full of bits?
(Thu 30th May 2013, 20:01, More)
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