» Shit Claims to Fame II

Famous bum on toilet seat
Took my girlfriend to 'The Three Chimneys' Restaurant on the Isle Of Skye. Madonna and Guy Ritchie had visited there earlier in the year. My girlfirend went to the loo twice and used both cubicles...hence there's a very good chance my girlfriend has sat on the same seat as Madonna...so I've shagged an arse that has been in the same place as Madonna's bare arse.
(Fri 21st Sep 2012, 12:38, More)

» Shit Claims to Fame II

Tim Vine
Tim Vine walked past me in Edinburgh pulling a suitcase with a friend of his pootling beside him.

I heard Tim say to his mate: "Here's £20 quid."
Mate replies: "No, it's Ok."
Tim retorts: "But you got the drinks in."

End of discussion and they walk away.

I know...Tim Vine said something and there was no pun or hidden punchline at the end...and I was there...must be a claim to fame...
(Fri 21st Sep 2012, 12:34, More)