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» Foot in Mouth Syndrome II

At work.
I approach someone that I dont know that well, and go "Have you got this weeks roster on that computer? Who am I working with tomorrow?".

She goes "It's Fred Bloggs" (name changed obviously).

I roll my eyes and she asks why. I run blindly into a situation by replying "Because he's a wanker".

She says "Do you know who he is?"

I wince and go "Your husband?"

I was right. And now I have to work with both of them.
(Fri 17th Aug 2012, 13:48, More)

» Presents

I have bought my gran...
A Wedding of Charles and Diana Commemorative Swingball Set.

No I haven't. I was just amused by the concept, so I shoehorned it into this week's QOTW.
(Fri 27th Nov 2009, 12:49, More)

» Irrational Hatred

Down Syndrome kids...
...What makes THEM so special?
(Fri 1st Apr 2011, 13:00, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

That fucking yoghurt advert...
..With some french bird going "I used to eat sour yoghurt"..She then eats mouthful after mouthful of yoghurt, scowling each time she tastes it. STOP FUCKING EATING IT THEN YOU DUMB CUNT!!

& it's the way that she giggles after screwing up her face. It reminds me of a chimp in a zoo eating it's own shit to show off.

(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 12:22, More)

» Celebrity Encounters III

OOh, I can do this one good because I'm a button pushy telly man.
Steven Baldwin took a shit in the cubicle next to me and didn't wash his hands.

I walked by someone who looked like a right poser, and commented "who's that nob end think he is?". The reply came back "that nob end thinks he's David Ginola because he is"

Richard Harris told me to take my glasses off on the set of Gladiator where I was an extra (despite being too short and skinny to be a soldier)

Ian Wright went to the studio door and stuck his arse out of it. A passing security guy saw him and exclaimed "LEGEND!", only to receive a blast of warm footbally fart in reply.
(Fri 6th Dec 2013, 11:27, More)
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