» Kids say the shittiest things

Technically not answering the question....
But my 6 month old son recently managed the impressive feat of a successfully aimed projectile puke into my mouth, and did make a "Bleeeurgh" type noise.

Then he laughed in my face.

Understandable I guess, but still, unpleasant.
(Fri 24th May 2013, 15:50, More)

» The Emergency Services

I'll keep it brief. Bullet points in fact:
many years ago.

1. 14 year old friend decides to drink vodka during daytime visit to shops (out of a Tango 'still' bottle if I recall correctly).

2. Friend goes a bit wobbly on Southend-on-sea 'pleasure' pier. Vomit all over the Fackin' shop.

3. Someone phones ambulance services.

4. Ambulance takes friend (and me) from pier to southend hospital.

5. Paramedic/Driver calls us a pair of cunts for being stupid sods thus making him finish work late and miss the football match he wanted to watch.

That is all I have to say.
(Fri 17th May 2013, 12:40, More)