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» Class
Putting my pound into the trolley at Morrisons when two women (who obviously had loyalty cards with McDonalds) had a three year oldish girl between them hand in hand , an idyllic scene until one of the lardees says to the girl "Say , `Auntie Jean is a fucking slag` , go on , say it" , followed by the poor child having a go at the Auntie Jean based abuse . I tutted until I felt dizzy .
(Sun 23rd Mar 2014, 12:40, More)
Putting my pound into the trolley at Morrisons when two women (who obviously had loyalty cards with McDonalds) had a three year oldish girl between them hand in hand , an idyllic scene until one of the lardees says to the girl "Say , `Auntie Jean is a fucking slag` , go on , say it" , followed by the poor child having a go at the Auntie Jean based abuse . I tutted until I felt dizzy .
(Sun 23rd Mar 2014, 12:40, More)
» Fantasists
Twat in work called Olly was so full of shit/unable to remember the crap he spouted , he often retold stories we had told him but with him in them as us . I particularly liked the one where he told us he`d been to Live Aid (originally my story , forgetting that it was before he`d been born - twat) .
Oh and a kid in school who reckoned he had 6 Daleks in his garage .
(Thu 5th Jun 2014, 13:05, More)
Twat in work called Olly was so full of shit/unable to remember the crap he spouted , he often retold stories we had told him but with him in them as us . I particularly liked the one where he told us he`d been to Live Aid (originally my story , forgetting that it was before he`d been born - twat) .
Oh and a kid in school who reckoned he had 6 Daleks in his garage .
(Thu 5th Jun 2014, 13:05, More)
» Drunk Shopping
Woke up skint after a night out , next day I went into my cupboard and found a Barbie tea set and vaguely remembered a charity auction at the pub . Feckle-doodle-do .
(Fri 11th Apr 2014, 10:33, More)
Woke up skint after a night out , next day I went into my cupboard and found a Barbie tea set and vaguely remembered a charity auction at the pub . Feckle-doodle-do .
(Fri 11th Apr 2014, 10:33, More)
» Little Moments of Joy
I`m happy that one of the HR witches got asked to leave last week , I`d had an argument with her a few years previously where she thought it reasonable that I come in about 15 times (on my rest days) through the year for about an hour each time . I wipe my butt on her P45 . Made my day .
(Sun 26th Jan 2014, 10:19, More)
I`m happy that one of the HR witches got asked to leave last week , I`d had an argument with her a few years previously where she thought it reasonable that I come in about 15 times (on my rest days) through the year for about an hour each time . I wipe my butt on her P45 . Made my day .
(Sun 26th Jan 2014, 10:19, More)
» Petty Officials
Lost my P60 one year , the year I piled in the overtime and went into the supertax bracket (my only year ever) . Had to fill in the self assessment form and you need figures off the P60 to fill it in , phoned up the tax office to explain and asked if they had the details - they couldn`t give them to me , even if I visited (I only live 10minutes away) or even sacrificed my cat on an altar . My works Pay dept had had a redundancy , so they just told me to f` off . I`d left it to the last moment as per bloody usual , so the only thing I could do was umm....guess . Filled in the form and thought they`ll just correct it , umm.. wrong . Had a brown letter a few weeks later ....opened it and inside was a cheque for £56 , woooot .
Sometimes a jobs worth in the IR dept is a good thing :D
(Sat 29th Mar 2014, 14:41, More)
Lost my P60 one year , the year I piled in the overtime and went into the supertax bracket (my only year ever) . Had to fill in the self assessment form and you need figures off the P60 to fill it in , phoned up the tax office to explain and asked if they had the details - they couldn`t give them to me , even if I visited (I only live 10minutes away) or even sacrificed my cat on an altar . My works Pay dept had had a redundancy , so they just told me to f` off . I`d left it to the last moment as per bloody usual , so the only thing I could do was umm....guess . Filled in the form and thought they`ll just correct it , umm.. wrong . Had a brown letter a few weeks later ....opened it and inside was a cheque for £56 , woooot .
Sometimes a jobs worth in the IR dept is a good thing :D
(Sat 29th Mar 2014, 14:41, More)